How to Handle a Deranged Tenant
It's not an uncommon event: a tenant, facing eviction, refuses to vacate the premises and, in a parting gesture of defiance, trashes the property, leaving the landlord to deal with the wreckage.
You guessed it: I'm thinking about Donald Trump.
TV host Jimmy Kimmel recently coined a term for Trump's refusal to accept the fact that his first term in office has been electorally terminated. Kimmel's word for Trump's Oval Office recalcitrance: "Squattergate."
Faced with the spectacle of Trump doing everything he can to make the new tenant's arrival difficult, unpleasant, and challenging, Kimmel wondered aloud why we provide loosing leaders in contentious elections the ripe opportunity to hang around for two months, mucking up the governing process until Inauguration Day rolls around.
In response, Kimmel has proposed a Constitutional solution. He called it the Airbnb Rule: "Lose an election and the next day you're out at 11 AM."
Trumplandia: Martial Law and Public Executions?
In Tenant Trump's case, he's not just writing dirty words on the White House walls, he's threatening to burn down the whole neighborhood—from sea to shining sea.
While Trump may have lost the unquestioned fealty of his Chief Toady—the frog-like Attorney General William Barr, who recently proclaimed the 2020 election legit—Trump can still count on a mob of lesser firebrands who have been turning up the heat with a chorus of horrific harangues.
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